Lovecraftian Gods: From the Start, I Fool Little Yu

Question: If you transmigrate into an ordinary person who's about to set out on the path of an evil god, how can you live to a ripe old age in the world of Jackie Chan Adventures?

Answer: Keep your head down, develop safely, and don't take risks.

Main Quest 1: Kill Chen "Reincarnated Saint Seiya, Favored by Righteous Energy, Daughter of Destiny, Demon Buster" Xiao Yu. Reward: Ascend to godhood on the spot, one "Quasi-Power" divine rank.

Faced with such temptation, Wei Ziheng remains calm and ignores the System's frantic hints.

Heh. Keep your head down and don't take risks. No matter how much you say, I won't budge.

The System is left helpless...

Main Quest 2: Kill Cheng "Hidden Big Shot, Powerful Background, Favored by the Will of the World, Unbeatable Champion of Justice" Long. Reward: Ascend to godhood on the spot, one "Greater Power" divine rank.

The System drops increasingly frantic hints: Pick him! Pick him! Hurry up and pick him!

Wei Ziheng silently puts on his Level 3 helmet and hides in a corner, ignoring everything.

The one who can survive by keeping their head down is the true king of playing it safe!

Main Quest 3: Recruit...

Wei Ziheng picks it in an instant!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.