Our City Sure Knows How to Stir Up a Buzz

In modern society, what's the most important thing?

Buzz.

People need buzz. People with buzz can make money.

Animals need buzz. Animals with buzz get adopted.

Even cities need buzz.

Everyone says influencer cities are terrible, but the publicity department of our divine capital is green with envy over all those influencer cities.

"Starting today, we in the divine capital will make buzz our top priority! In other words, either you bring in buzz, or you pack up and leave!"

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