Locke Arrives: Rise of the Common People

I don't know what kind of bad luck I've had. I can be struck by lightning wherever I walk. Can you believe it's a bolt from the blue? If it's gone, it's gone. Why did you let me travel through time? Time travel aside, what about Goldfinger? Just give me this crappy answer... Can the game continue? Goldfinger is unreliable. Why don't you give me a better family background? What the hell is an orphanage? The life of being self-reliant is so hard, wuwuwuwu... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.