Online Game: Five Thousand Years on the Test Server Made Me Know the World

I've been playing on the test server for five thousand years.

I know everything there is to know about the Tower of Trials.

Throw a rusty broken sword into the wishing well.

"Which one did you drop: this +15 Heavenly Dragon Emperor Sword, or this +15 God-Slaying Radiance?"

"I dropped both!"

"Hehe, what an interesting person. You can have both swords."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.