Good Grief! The Qin Dynasty's World Has Gone All Wrong

After transmigrating, Lu Qiu gets trapped in a general store and finds himself living the lie-flat life he always dreamed of: drinking tea and reading novels every day.

Then one day, Ying Zheng shows up at the store with his entire family in tow.

"What the hell is 'The Great River's Sword Comes from the Sky'? What did I even teach you?"

"What the hell do you know? This beat-up jar of pickled vegetables is a peerless imperial weapon. Is there something wrong with your head?"

"What is this? I let you watch TV, not learn how to bury people."

Lu Qiu is speechless. They're all so overbearing. How is he supposed to lie flat now?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.