Journey to the West: I'm Marshal Tianpeng, and Chang'e Is Eavesdropping from the Start

After transmigrating to the world of Journey to the West, Jiang Chen became Marshal Tianpeng. He refused to become a Pilgrim, but from the start, Chang'e overheard him!

"Damn you, you little thief! Who stole the peaches from my Peach Garden?!"

"You shameless scoundrel! You stole my Ginseng Fruit. You could at least have left the Ginseng Fruit Tree behind!"

"Who touched the fish I was raising in the South Sea Purple Bamboo Forest?"

"Where's my Nine-Turn Golden Elixir? If you've got the guts, give me back the Eight Trigrams Furnace!"

There's no way I'm going on a pilgrimage. Isn't mooching so much more fun?

The more I mooch, the better it gets!

Who's next? The Jade Emperor? Or the Tathagata? They're too weak. Maybe I should just mooch off Hongjun!

Dao Ancestor Hongjun: "I'm just sitting at home. Why the hell am I so uneasy?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.