Zombie: Uncle Jiu Begged Me to Become His Disciple, but I Refused

Lin Fan traveled through the zombie world and became a super supreme salted fish, who could truly become stronger just by lying down. By chance, he met Uncle Jiu, who discovered that Lin Fan was a rare spiritual root in ten thousand years. At this point, Uncle Jiu's apprenticeship journey begins! Uncle Jiu: "Is Lin Fan here? I have the secret technique of Maoshan here. As long as you agree to become a disciple, I will teach it to you immediately!" Uncle Jiu: "There is also an eighth-level magic weapon here. As long as you agree to become a master, you can recognize its master with a drop of blood!" Uncle Jiu: "Lin Fan, this is the secret book of Lightning Running Fist. Once you learn it, you can master the power of thunder and lightning!" Uncle Jiu: "Lin Fan, please agree to become your teacher. I can give you whatever you want!" Lin Fan: "I'm sorry, Uncle Nine, it's not that you are not good enough, but that I am too good and you are not worthy of accepting me as your disciple!" Book title: Salted fish will make you stronger! I became invincible by relying on salted fish! Get rewards just by lying down! Uncle Jiu, you don't deserve it! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.