Journey to the West: a Nine-To-Five Soldier Is Listened to by the Jade Emperor

Zhang Ruochen traveled through the West and became a soldier of Heaven. In my previous life, I was busy and accomplished nothing. In this life, I just want to lie down, be a soldier working nine to five, and complain about my immediate boss, the Jade Emperor, every day. However, the Jade Emperor heard Zhang Ruochen's complaints. "The chicken finished eating the rice, * licked the noodles, the candle burned out the lock, and punished the people of Fengxian County... Isn't the Jade Emperor an idiot who was played by Buddhism?" "Journey to the West to learn scriptures? The Jade Emperor really thinks Buddhism is helping him rule the three realms? Haha, just sit back and watch the Jade Emperor being tricked to death." So, the Jade Emperor came to visit the thatched cottage three times and paid a private visit to Zhang Ruochen incognito. Jade Emperor: "I heard that you dislike Buddhism? Do you think Buddhism is the most evil force in the three realms and will kill the Jade Emperor?" Zhang Ruochen: "No, I'm just a little soldier. I have to hold on to the Buddha's thighs. The Jade Emperor and the old man can't be tricked to death. I'll be taken advantage of." Jade Emperor: "???" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.