Alchemy Wrecked Her Ride, and the Cultivation World's Big Shot Begged Me to Be Her Bodyguard

My name is Lu Fei. By a twist of fate, I became the last alchemist on Blue Star. I planned to keep a low profile, but I lost control of a pill refinement, and the blast wave shot a fighter jet out of the sky.

Not only did the military launch a full-scale investigation into me, but the United States also sent an assassination squad. Just as I was about to make a run for it, a cultivation big shot stood before me, jiggling her "assets"!

With a fierce, baby-faced expression, she said, "Refine pills for me, and I'll guarantee you a carefree life and a harem of three thousand beauties!"

I wasn't about to back down. I shouted, "Is that any way to ask for a favor?"

But then the big shot's attitude changed completely!

"Master, just help me refine some pills, and I'll let you do whatever you want with me."

Me: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.