Upending the Path of Immortality: Singing 'Good Days' at a Funeral from the Start

Li Yuan transmigrates to the Profound Desolate World and obtains the "Universal Oddity Merchant" System. As long as he sells bizarre, unbelievable goods, he and his customers can keep getting stronger.

So from the start, he has a customer sing "Good Days" at the funeral of the city lord's mother, stunning the entire city while his cultivation surges.

Pills are hard to refine? No! My customers have the "Medicine God's Blessing." They dance, and the ingredients automatically turn into pills.

Cultivation is hard to advance? No! My customers have the "Lazybones' Boon." The lazier they are, the faster their cultivation improves.

Fights are hard to win? No! My customers have "Super Slow Motion." Their opponents instantly move like snails.

Treasures are hard to find? No! My customers hit their opponents with "Scattering Boy," and the other side wants to give them even the clothes off their backs.

Cultivation partners are hard to find? No! My customers...

Years later, the entire cultivation system collapses. To preserve the legacy of the immortal path, countless mighty figures from the Immortal Realm descend to kill Li Yuan.

Facing countless Immortal Kings and Immortal Emperors, Li Yuan casually uses "Filial Son and Worthy Grandchild." Immediately, all the mighty figures from the Immortal Realm kneel and refuse to get up, crying out through their tears, "Father! We've been searching for you so desperately!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.