Subverting the Way of Immortality: Sing Good Days at the Opening Funeral

Li Yuan travels through the mysterious world and obtains the "Universal Strange Merchant" system. As long as he sells incredible and strange products, he can continue to grow stronger with his customers. So, at the beginning, the customer sang a song of "Good Day" at the funeral of the city lord's mother. While shocking the whole city, his cultivation level skyrocketed. Is the elixir difficult to make? No! My customers are "blessed by the god of medicine", dance, and the medicinal materials automatically turn into elixirs. Is it difficult to advance in cultivation? No! I have the "Gospel of Lazy Cancer" in my forehead. The lazier I am, the faster my cultivation will improve. Hard to win the battle? No! My client has "Super Slow Motion" and his opponents instantly slow down to a snail's pace. Is the magic weapon hard to find? No! My customer gave his opponent a "wealth-spreading boy", and the opponent even wanted to give him his underwear. Is it difficult to find a Taoist companion? No! My customers... Many years later, the system of cultivating immortals completely collapsed. In order to maintain the immortal system, countless immortal world leaders descended to earth to kill Li Yuan. Facing countless immortal kings and emperors, Li Yuan casually said "filial son and virtuous grandson", so all the immortal leaders immediately knelt down and shouted in tears: "Father, it's so hard for the child to find you!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.