The Final Battle: What? All My Disciples Are Rebelling

Li Luo wakes after ten thousand years of slumber, only to find the humans and gods locked in a fierce battle.

His youngest disciple, Zeus, is leading the Western gods in setting traps for the Eastern gods, planning to seize their divine artifacts.

His second disciple, Odin, has a grandson named Thor, whose hammer has already slain several human warriors.

His third disciple, Shiva, is still impossible to classify as male or female, but has grown ever more terrifying in battle, boldly declaring that the Eastern gods will be trampled underfoot.

This is mutiny! Mutiny!

Li Luo storms out of seclusion in a rage.

You ungrateful disciples! You may be my students, but they are my descendants, your grandmasters and junior aunties!

I only went into seclusion for ten thousand years, and you already dare to rebel?

Zeus: ??? Did I just hear the old teacher's voice?

Odin: Little junior brother, you must be exhausted from last night. You're hearing things.

Thor: Dad, we have a problem! An old man from the East says he's my grandmaster, and he's coming here with an ax!

This is a silly comedy. If that's not your thing, read something else.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.