I Am a Daoist Priest with a Taoist Ordination, and the City God Is Eavesdropping on My Thoughts

To complete a task from the Lie Flat System, Xie Qingsheng went to a dilapidated temple.

Unexpectedly, the City God could hear his thoughts!

"Qingsheng, let's offer a stick of incense to the City God first."

Isn't he standing right here? Why worship him? What the hell, just say hello.

"Qingsheng, you've studied the secret manual the City God passed on to you, right?"

That damn manual was written entirely in small seal script. My mom sold it as scrap ages ago!

City God: ...Qingsheng, couldn't you just say that to my face?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.