Warhammer Fantasy: I Take on the Four Chaos Gods from the Start

Evil God: "Isn't granting you boundless strength and courage enough?"

Protagonist: "Not enough."

Evil God: "Isn't granting you endless life and good health enough?"

Protagonist: "Not enough."

Evil God: "Isn't granting you the utmost pleasure and happiness enough?"

Protagonist: "Not enough."

Evil God: "Isn't granting you supreme wisdom and knowledge enough?"

Protagonist: "How many times do I have to say it? It's not enough! What you give me is far too little. I'll just take it for myself!"

As he speaks, the protagonist stomps all four Evil Gods underfoot.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.