Shocking! Something's Wrong with the Guys in My Dorm!

Liu Tian feels like something has been off about the guys in his dorm lately.

"God of Darkness, Gutterama, ××××, transform for Grandma!" A hulking man nearly six foot three keeps playing with a magical girl wand, and has even put on a little skirt!

"Waaah, Brother Liu Tian, don't bully me!" Another guy claims he's turned into a female Ultraman, and spends all day whining!

Then there's the one who mutters something about "chickenless talk" every day.

Until one day, Liu Tian discovers that these guys are all the real deal!

"Oh, you mean me?"

Liu Tian puts on a chunky gold chain and climbs onto a streetlamp. "No point pretending anymore. I'm Gilgamesh!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.