American Comics: I Lie Flat, and Thanos Hears My Thoughts

Ye Chen transmigrates into the Marvel universe and becomes Thanos's cousin.

He awakens the Lie Flat System. As long as he lies flat and acts utterly ordinary, he can keep growing stronger!

But unexpectedly, Thanos can hear his thoughts.

"Lord Thanos is the most powerful overlord in the universe. No one can stand against you!"

That purple potato freak: Ancient One can beat him senseless, Odin can beat him senseless, Galactus can take him out in an instant, and Dormammu can too. Without the Stones, he can't even beat Hela.

"Let Loki invade Earth. He should be able to bring back the Space Stone."

Forget it. The Third Princess is just a little Bambi, and the Chitauri are even more useless. One nuke would wipe them out.

"If I sacrifice Gamora, I can obtain the precious Soul Stone."

Is the Soul Stone really that precious? The Time Variance Authority has a whole box of them for paperweights.

Thanos: "..."

"Ye Chen, can't you just say that out loud?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.