Akatsuki Organization: I Want to Lie Down, but the Itachi God Eavesdrops on My Heart

Travel to the world of Naruto and become a member of the Akatsuki organization. And it activates a "lying flat" system, so as long as you paddle, you can become stronger! Team up with Itachi Uchiha, complain about Itachi God, and be overheard by him! "Itachi's paralyzed face looks just like Sima's!" "Oh, he has no mother. He seems to have killed his whole family?" Itachi God: Fuck your mother! Angry Susanoo! The left hand Yata mirror! Ten fist sword in the right hand! Yagami Hayate: It only takes a small knife to kill you. After saying that, he took out a dagger Itachi God: Amaterasu! … Hidan: Oh my god! What did I see? Itachi was actually beaten by Iori! Deidara: Hayate-kun, performed a perfect art! Nagato: Yes, yes, you will lead Akatsuki from now on! Let the world feel pain! … Yagami Hayate: Konoha's genius rebels against ninja? That's it? Even worse than salted fish! Itachi lay on the ground, dazed... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.