Akatsuki: I Just Want to Lie Flat, but Itachi Steals My Thoughts

He transmigrates to the world of Naruto and becomes a member of the Akatsuki.

He also activates a "lie flat" System. As long as he slacks off and coasts, he can grow stronger!

He teams up with Uchiha Itachi and pokes fun at the legendary Itachi, only for Itachi to overhear his thoughts!

"Itachi's face is so expressionless, it's like he's dead!"

"Oh, his mom's dead. Didn't he kill his whole family?"

Itachi: "Screw you!" He unleashes Susanoo in a fury, with the Yata Mirror in his left hand and the Sword of Totsuka in his right!

Yagami Hayate: "I only need one little knife to kill you." He says this, then pulls out a dagger.

Itachi: "Amaterasu!"

Hidan: "Oh my god! What am I seeing? Itachi is getting totally beaten by Yagami!"

Deidara: "Hayate, that was a perfect work of art!"

Nagato: "Very nice, very nice. From now on, you can lead the Akatsuki! Let the world know pain!"

Yagami Hayate: "The genius rogue ninja from the Leaf Village? That's it? Even a slacker is better!"

Itachi lies on the ground, passed out from anger...

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