Before We Enter the Tomb, Fatty Gave Me a Submachine Gun

I accidentally fell into an underground palace with Fatty and discovered that the murals seemed to be hinting at something. Suddenly, Wang Fatty went mad and attacked me wildly. I saw the eyes of the statue glowing. I sprayed those eyes with my submachine gun, and the light dimmed. Fatty came to his senses again. All of a sudden, a huge bird flew through the cave and snatched Fatty’s torch right out of his hand. The cave went pitch-black. I listened carefully and heard a rustling sound to the left. I grabbed Fatty’s hand and ran swiftly to the right...

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