Xuanhuan: The Three Realms Obey My Orders, I Only Sell Soda

"If you're the God of Thunder, then I'm the God of Thunder's dad," Xiao Yuan said irritably. "Since you're fine, hurry up and get going."

"How dare you! If you hadn't given me the water from the Jade Pool to treat my injuries, I would've struck you down with one palm, you little brat."

"I am a young attendant under the Holy Mother of the Jade Pool. Out of concern for humanity's suffering, I specially descended to the mortal world to sell this immortal water and benefit the people here."

Heavenly Missing-Person Notice: Little Lei was lost in the Celestial Court last night and has yet to return! Anyone who can provide a lead will receive 1,000 incense points from this humble immortal.

Posted by: Little Lei's mother, Fairy Yunrou.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.