All My Martial Arts Are Ridiculous

In the 477th year of the Tianyuan Era, the Heavenly Dao issues a prophecy: in one year, it will open a world battlefield to everyone on Hailan Star.

But Song Ye, who transmigrated here, enters the battlefield world a full year early and obtains a Martial Arts Generation System. He soon discovers that the martial arts generated by the System are all a little ridiculous.

Divine Chef's Palm: Anyone struck by this palm will have eaten a huge bowl of rice. Nangong Ying's body-protecting martial art may be powerful, but if I hit him a few more times, I can make him eat himself to death!

Golden Bell Shield and Iron Shirt: The louder you shout the name of your move while using this martial art, the stronger your defense becomes. Young man, take good care of your voice!

Thousand-Mile Death Punch: The destructive power of this punch doesn't erupt right away. It only bursts forth all at once from the accumulated punch energy inside the victim when they go to relieve themselves and have a complete blowout.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.