God-Tier Interview

A movie star who was a screen legend appeared on an interview show.

The star said, "Even though I look ordinary, I never gave up on my dreams. I worked tirelessly to improve my acting, and that's how I succeeded."

The host said, "No, no, no. Looking ordinary and looking ugly are two different things. You really are ugly."

The star said...

The boss said to the host, "You offend everyone you meet. Can you change that?"

Changing is impossible. I have to be my most authentic self. So what if I offend celebrities? I'm going to offend every historical figure, too.

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