Lying Flat, I Actually Got the Immortal Cultivation System

Because he was unwilling to work overtime, Chen Lang chose to "lay down" after being unemployed 58 times. But at this moment, there was a ding and the system came. A college entrance examination student who failed came to him and said, "Brother, I don't want to study anymore. I'm not good at studying. Please let me learn to cultivate immortality with you." A mysterious woman entangled by dark forces: "Master, let me learn to cultivate immortality from you..." A migrant worker brother pleaded: "Master, I want to find my abducted son..." Chen Lang: "Hmph, anyone who wants to join the Shangyu Sect must pass my assessment..." Netizen: Cultivating immortality is so funny. This is the funniest joke I have heard in 2021. Netizen: Haha, you can pull it down. I bet they are hyping it up, but their methods are extremely clever. One year later. The eldest brother, a migrant worker, knelt on the ground and cried bitterly: "Teacher, the baby has been found. The apprentice deserves to die. I doubted your divination skills at the beginning!" ... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.