I Was Just Lying Flat, but Somehow I Got a Cultivation System

After losing his job 58 times because he refused to work overtime, Chen Lang decides to lie flat.

Just then, a chime rings, and the System arrives.

A student who failed the college entrance exam comes to him. "Bro, I really don't want to study ** anymore. I'm just not cut out for it. Let me learn immortal cultivation from you."

A mysterious woman being harassed by a criminal gang says, "Master, let me learn immortal cultivation from you..."

A migrant worker begs him, "Master, I want to find the son who was kidnapped..."

Chen Lang says, "Heh heh. Anyone who wants to join Shangyu Sect has to pass my test..."

Netizen: Immortal cultivation? That's hilarious. It's the funniest joke I've heard in 2021.

Netizen: Haha, give me a break. I bet they're just drumming up publicity, though they've come up with a pretty clever way to do it.

One year later.

The migrant worker kneels on the ground, weeping bitterly. "Master, my boy's been found! This disciple was a fool to doubt your divination back then!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.