Livestream: I Was Only Halfway Through My Stand-Up Routine, and the Audience Went Crazy!

On a certain livestreaming platform, there was a room where the host didn't sing, dance, or play video games.

Instead, he performed crosstalk.

But even so, every time the host performed, he only got halfway through before ending the stream with some ridiculous excuse.

"When an emperor dies, they say he has passed away. When a monk dies, they say he has entered nirvana. When my enemy dies, they say… Oh, right, my old sow is having a C-section. I'm ending the stream!"

"Speak up and say you love them, because you never know what tomorrow will bring, or what unexpected… Hey, you're laughing too loud. It's messing up my delivery. That's it for today."

The viewers were driven crazy!

"Why does this streamer always stop halfway through his crosstalk? It's so frustrating!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host. You gained 100 Anticipation Points!"

Lin Chen grinned. These Anticipation Points were so satisfying to rake in!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.