I Am the Interstellar Inspector

I have but one life, devoted to rooting out injustice across the universe.

I have but one order, empowered to punish every being in the galaxy.

I can track down the cries you made at the moment of your birth, and sentence you today to exile in the Land of Death tomorrow.

Because I am an Interstellar Inspector-Judge, responsible for all oversight and trials in the First Universe.

"Dear Mr. Monster, your spacecraft was speeding. This is the latest neutron speedometer, guaranteed accurate. Your ticket has already been issued automatically. Could you please pay the fine? Two star cores."

"Get lost!"

"Coming right up."

The author is a newbie, writing for the first time, an illiterate of the new age. The contents are entirely made up.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.