I Stumbled into a Variety Show, and Cai Deng Overheard My Thoughts

Wang Chen, a Shushan cultivator who has been in seclusion for four hundred years, accidentally wanders into the set of the variety show Back to Field and promptly takes on several powerful disciples.

"Chef Huang, you've never even cooked any spirit beasts. How can you call yourself a chef?"

"Mr. He, your true calling lies in the Three Thousand Great Dao!"

"Little Feng, if you love singing, I can teach you the Eight Sounds of the Heavenly Dragon. Other people sing for money, but I'll make sure your singing can kill!"

"Pengpeng, want an impressive physique? Practice the Nine-Turn Golden Body Art. You'll have a body more explosive than Jin Lun's."

"Yixing, that's not the moonwalk. Let me show you what the moonwalk really is..."

As he spoke, Wang Chen lifted Yixing with one hand and, with a whoosh, arrived in space, striding forward with an outrageously arrogant gait.

"See that? Now that's the moonwalk!"

Wang Chen thought it would be easy to fool a few people into becoming his disciples. He didn't expect a duck that could hear his thoughts to show up and thwart him at every turn.

"This guy's up to no good. I, *gulasi Caideng, swear to protect my master to the death! I'll drive him out of Mushroom House..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.