I Was Lying Flat, and My Thoughts Were Eavesdropped on by the Stupid Girl.

Yang Chen traveled to a parallel world and awakened the lying system. As long as he is salty, he can become stronger in all professions. Unexpectedly, one day, the drunk Dai Xiaomei forced him to get a marriage certificate. Moreover, Dai Xiaomei could hear his voice! "Honey, you're dressed so beautifully today, and you're live streaming eating chicken? Come on?" Eating chicken every day, to be honest, if you have enough strength, you should give up your Internet addiction. Not much else to say, if I put all the rice on the keyboard, I can play chicken better than you. "Honey, I don't feel well today. I need to go out for a while. You don't have to wait for me for dinner." Can I eat the food cooked by this silly little girl? Since I gained the chef skill point, except for Michelin restaurants or five-star restaurants where I can barely eat, the meals cooked by others are too common. Anyway, during the one-month divorce cooling-off period, I'd better go out to avoid eating. Dumb girl: "??????????" The silly little girl: "Yang Chen, I have a red buff, please stretch your head over here." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.