I Just Want to Lie Flat, but Daxiaomei Can Hear My Thoughts

Yang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and awakened the Lie Flat System. As long as he acted like a slacker, he could grow stronger in every profession.

Unexpectedly, one day, the drunk Dai Xiaomei dragged him off to register their marriage. And Dai Xiaomei could hear his inner thoughts!

"Wife, you look so pretty today. Streaming chicken dinners again? Good luck!"

You play chicken dinner every day. Honestly, you should kick that gaming addiction. No need to say more. I'll scatter some rice on the keyboard, and the chickens will play better than you.

"Wife, I'm not feeling well today. I'm going out for a while. Don't wait for me for dinner."

How could anyone eat the food Dai Xiaomei makes? Ever since I put points into my cooking skill, only Michelin-starred or five-star restaurants can just about satisfy me. Everyone else's cooking is too ordinary. Anyway, we have a one-month cooling-off period before we can divorce, so I might as well stay out around dinnertime.

Dai Xiaomei: "????????"

Dai Xiaomei: "Yang Chen, I have a red buff. Put your head over here for a second."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.