Three Kingdoms: I'm a Couch Potato, and Cao Cao Can Hear My Thoughts

He transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era and becomes Cao Cao's second son, Cao Ang's younger brother.

After awakening a lie-flat System, he learns he can earn rewards just by being lazy. So he keeps an unremarkable profile and focuses on doing nothing.

Little does he know that Boss Cao isn't playing fair: he can hear his thoughts.

"West, Lu Bu; east, Pan Feng... If only I could recruit such a peerless general, my great cause would be assured!"

Get real. Some peerless general! He'd be lucky to last one more round!

"My lord, if you personally lead the campaign against Zhang Xiu, victory is assured. Your great cause will be within reach!"

"Ha ha, excellent... That's exactly what I was thinking!"

What are you laughing at, you lecher? You got Dian Wei and Cao Ang killed. If you weren't my father, I'd smack you across the face!

"On the Three Rivers, the waves never cease; with the ships chained together, the deck is as steady as dry land."

Heh, that's hilarious. Chaining the ships together so the deck is as steady as dry land? Zhou Yu's fire will burn the whole fleet to ashes!

Cao Cao: "???"

Cao Cao: "Son... could you just say what you mean?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.