Martial Arts Interviews: The Whole World Overhears My Thoughts

Qin Yi transmigrated and awakened the Low-Profile Lie Flat System. As long as he kept a low profile, he would receive a steady stream of lost martial arts as rewards.

But the System came with a huge drawback.

The whole world could hear his thoughts.

At a martial arts tournament, he was interviewed by a passerby.

Host: "Which style do you think will win: taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai, or traditional martial arts?"

Qin Yi: "I think taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, and Muay Thai all have their strengths. They're all great."

What a load of crap! Every style represented here is trash in my eyes!

Muay Thai judge: "Traditional martial arts have long since declined. This is the age of Muay Thai. Why not learn from me?"

Qin Yi: "Muay Thai is indeed fierce, with peerless offensive power."

Only brutes learn Muay Thai!

Judo judge: "What do you think are the advantages of our judo?"

Qin Yi: "It combines hardness and softness. Very advanced."

What a load of crap! Judo has copied the entire philosophy of tai chi. How dare you embarrass yourself in front of me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.