The Slacking Anbu Ninja Whose Thoughts Tsunade Overhears

Feng Han transmigrated to the world of Naruto and became a member of Konoha's ANBU.

He also awakened the Slacker System. He had to accept missions, but only slacking off would earn him rewards.

As a result, Feng Han became Konoha ANBU's number-one slacker.

It was just then that Tsunade returned to the village to take up the mantle of the Fifth Hokage.

Naturally, command of the ANBU passed to Tsunade as well.

That shouldn't have been a problem. With Feng Han's quick wits, finding ways to slack off would be easy.

But, as luck would have it... Tsunade could hear his thoughts!

Tsunade: "Feng Han, go help Naruto and the others bring Sasuke back!"

"Yes, ma'am!"

Idiot. Sasuke left of his own accord. What's the point of bringing him back? I need to figure out how to get out of this.

Tsunade: "???"

What's that look for? Come to think of it, that thing of hers is ridiculous. Isn't it heavy?

Tsunade: "If you have something to say, just say it!!!"

Are you crazy? How could I just say that you're an old hag and tease you to your face?

"!!!"

Tsunade went berserk.

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