I Lie Flat: Purifying the Black Mountain Demon from the Start

Chen Xiaotian is reborn in this brutal, lawless parallel world.

Everyone strives to be an A, or even an Alpha, but he goes against the grain. After activating a purification System, all he wants is to be a D!

He refuses to work hard, refuses to be a lab specimen, and just wants to lie flat!

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've purified a ghost!"

"Male or female?"

System: "..."

"Remember this from now on: turn the men into laborers and train the women to be maids!"

The System glances at the Black Mountain Old Demon nearby. "What about an intersex demon?"

"Send it back for reprocessing!"

"Master, Xiaoqian has learned Thai massage. Would you like to try it?"

"Master, Sadako has brewed some tea. Would you like a taste?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.