I Ranted at a Relationship Expert and Got a Bionic Robot

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Zhuo obtains the "Comeback Expert" System.

If he can rile people up, he'll receive System rewards.

His target is Gao Xiang, who calls himself a relationship expert and has deceived countless people.

Zhang Zhuo: "Teacher Gao, since you think my girlfriend is so great too, how about I have her become your godmother?"

Gao Xiang: "I don't want a godmother, I don't want a godmother! Are you here for relationship advice, or to sell me a goddamn..."

Rage points +21.

Zhang Zhuo: "Teacher Gao, you told me to cut off contact with her for ten days. Can I take her to throw the shot put?"

Gao Xiang: "Cut off contact, cut off contact! I meant stop talking to her, not take her out to exercise!"

Rage points +34.

Zhang Zhuo: "Teacher Gao, you told me to hang out with another woman to make her jealous. I don't know who to ask. How about your mother? Is she free?"

Gao Xiang: "Pfft! Get lost!"

Rage points +45.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have completed the mission and obtained one bionic robot."

"Its appearance, personality, and all other parameters can be customized according to the Host's wishes."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.