You Can't Offend My Guests

On May 1st, Conan, the god of death, a primary school student, came to my house as a guest, and I was forced to get involved in a criminal case. On May 8th, Mr. Wayne, the Batman, came to my house as a guest, and I was forced to follow him to fight crime. On May 16th, the Silence of the Lambs villain came to my house as a guest. All I can say is, you really can't offend my guests. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.