Chat Group: I Lie Flat, and the Members Secretly Hear My Thoughts

Ye Xuan, who transmigrates through 99 worlds at once, awakens a lie-flat System and hopes to quietly grow stronger while doing nothing.

Unexpectedly, he joins the chat group for the myriad heavens.

Even more unexpectedly, the people in the group can hear his thoughts.

"Grandmaster Zhang Sanfeng is a peerless master, a martial arts legend, and the greatest fighter under heaven."

Sure, sure, Zhang Sanfeng really is impressive. Too bad he couldn't even protect his disciple. Zhang Cuishan died a truly miserable death.

"Mr. Tony Stark is a genius among geniuses. His Iron Man armor is incredibly powerful."

Heh, he's not all that. If he were so powerful, wouldn't he have been able to avoid Thanos rubbing his face into the ground?

"The Lord of Heaven is invincible! The Intercepting Sect has ten thousand immortals gathered at its gates. It will surely crush the Expounding Sect and win the Investiture of the Gods War!"

What a load of hot air. Crush the Expounding Sect and win the Investiture of the Gods War? Who was it whose disciples and grand-disciples all died? Who was it whose doctrine was so badly damaged that he wanted to remake the world? Who set up the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation only to get demolished by the Four Sages?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.