I'm a Giant Panda, and the Campus Belle Zookeeper Can Hear My Thoughts

He transmigrated to a parallel world, became a national treasure panda, and was bound to a useless System. As long as he could become useless in other people's eyes, he could grow stronger.

But he never expected that the newly assigned campus beauty zookeeper could hear his thoughts.

"Duoduo, this is a little squirrel, not food. Don't hurt it."

A little squirrel? Those things love stealing food. Haven't you noticed that several of my bamboo shoots are missing? Don't think I won't argue with you just because you're pretty.

"Duoduo, why do you keep staring at my thighs? These aren't bamboo. Don't you dare bite them."

Who's staring at your thighs? Don't think you can wave those long legs in front of me just because you have them!

Campus beauty: "??????"

Duoduo: "...Duoduo, after the founding of the People's Republic, animals aren't allowed to become spirits, right?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.