I Really Am a Dog

I! Ding Ding! Am the canine demon saint of this world! The only great power in the universe!

Change it!

I! Ding Ding! Am this world's technological genius! The richest person in the world!

Change it again!

I! Ding Ding! Am heaven's chosen one in this world! Earth's sole overlord!

All right, all right, I'll make one up at random, but I can guarantee that one of these four blurbs is true!

A being from a past life who has lost all their memories, retaining only a tiny bit of an unreliable little **habit-* nature, accompanies their master in this life. Together, they experience life's joys and sorrows.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.