There Really Is No Ghost

I was born in a ravine, and there is a custom in our area that a newborn's name is chosen from the first words he hears after birth. As a result, my father went out to collect medicine on the day I was born, and my mother had difficulty giving birth to me in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, my dad came back when I was just born. There was no electricity in our village at that time. The midwife brought a flashlight from home. As soon as I was born, my dad pushed the door open and came in. The midwife shined the flashlight on him, and my dad said nonchalantly, "I am Cao!" What is this thing so bright? I'm going to go blind! ! My grandfather gave him a hard whip with the cane and then tremblingly wrote my name on the family tree: Hao Zhe* This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.