A Beijing Love Story: I Became Shi Xiaomeng

He transmigrates into Beijing Love Story as Shi Xiaomeng and obtains the Roast People System.

And so Shi Xiaomeng goes on a rampage, verbally tearing into everyone.

"Lin Xia, you think jumping from here will make Crazy mourn your love with tears and wailing? Wrong. He'll have his arms around thousands of girls, and not one of them will be you!"

"Ding! The Host is roasting Lin Xia. Her emotional fluctuation value is 80. Reward: 5,000 yuan!"

"Wu Di, you're just asking for it. Yang Zixi isn't coming back. And even if she does, she'll dump you for money again. You're a pathetic simp, and you don't even know it!"

"Ding! The Host is roasting Wu Di. His emotional fluctuation value is 250. Reward: one Maserati!"

"Crazy, can you date and marry just one girl? What you had before wasn't love. At best, it was breeding!"

"Ding! The Host is roasting Crazy. His emotional fluctuation value is 200. Reward: an apartment building in a school district!"

Shi Xiaomeng: "I'm going to rewrite my ending and roast the hell out of you bunch of people with your messed-up values!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.