My Treasures Are So Overpowered, They Drive the Cultivation World Mad Before I Even Leave Qi Refining

Bai Ye transmigrated into a cultivation world, hoping to cultivate at his leisure and live like a lazy fish. But the treasures on his person couldn't stand for it. One after another, they evolved against the heavens, driving countless cultivation-world big shots to the brink of madness!

Sword Ancestor: "I have studied swordsmanship for thousands of years, yet a mere Qi Refining cultivator broke my move. Someone bring me a block of tofu. I'm going to bash my head against it!!"

Bai Ye: "Ancestor, please don't! My flying sword figured out that technique on its own. It has nothing to do with me..."

Alchemy Grandmaster: "I spent countless years of painstaking effort purifying pills to nine layers of purity, yet this mere Qi Refining cultivator made a perfect ten-layer pill. I'll destroy my alchemy furnace today and never refine pills again!"

Bai Ye: "Master, don't! I wasn't the one refining pills. It was my furnace. Please look on the bright side..."

Spirit Treasure Pavilion Master: "I, the greatest appraiser in the Southern Branch, am actually less knowledgeable than some Qi Refining kid. I'll blind myself today and never appraise another treasure!"

Bai Ye: "Pavilion Master, don't get worked up! It's not me who's knowledgeable, it's my storage pouch. Please don't do anything rash!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.