Struck by Lightning from the Start: It Was All Because I Sold Wine on Livestream

In a valley on Mount Kunlun,

Jiang Yun had cast off worldly concerns and cultivated for a thousand years. Yet at the crucial moment before ascending to immortality, the clear sky suddenly filled with thunder, and lightning struck him.

Only after his failed ascension did Jiang Yun finally understand: even after a thousand years, his descendants still thought constantly of their ancestor. That was why the heavens had sent down this bolt of divine punishment.

So Jiang Yun decided to return to the mortal world and seek out his descendants, so he could enjoy the pleasures of family life.

In the livestream,

"I've been tossing and turning, thinking it over for a whole month. In the end, I made a decision that goes against my ancestors."

"Today, I'm bringing out our Jiang family's secret ancestral medicinal liquor to share with everyone in the livestream."

"It isn't 998 or 198. It's only 9.98, and shipping is free for everyone."

"If you drink this liquor and don't live to a hundred, I'll give you a coffin for free."

"Genuine goods at a fair price, no cheating young or old. If there's anything false about that, may five thunderbolts strike me and kill my ancestor!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.