My Crooked Master

The sky and the earth first opened, and clouds moved in all directions. On that day, the mountains, rivers, lakes and seas all bowed to the vast earth... On the top of the towering mountain, there was a man wearing a purple gold crown and a krypton gold battle robe. He woke up with his eyes slightly squinted, and the dazzling afterglow of the sun shone on his cheeks. He smiled. It was a weird smile, extremely penetrating. The deep dark eyes set off a face with Chinese characters. It was so regular that even a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder could not find a single flaw... But at this time, he felt a little pain in his balls. The so-called standing higher can see further... He looked around at the sparsely populated area. His heart felt cold at that time. The scorching sun was burning in the sky, burning like fire. He was sweating like rain: "Didn't you say it's cold at high places? Damn it, what bastard said that..." However, in the next few days, without the companion of a female rabbit, the turbid hormones in his body were ready to go off, causing his two heads to grow bigger... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.