Sports Commentator: From the Start, I Tear Into Braindead LeBron Fans

Wang Han transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the host of a social affairs program.

On the day the Lakers are eliminated from the NBA playoffs, the station puts on a special NBA show to capitalize on the buzz and invites a beautiful female host.

But she completely ignores all of LeBron James's lackluster behavior and praises him mindlessly.

"I think that even though LeBron is out this year, he's already surpassed Jordan!"

"With this year's Lakers, even Jordan couldn't have led the team to a better result."

"LeBron is perfect. We can't ask anything more of him!"

"The real issue is that the competition wasn't good enough, and Davis refused to play through the pain. Otherwise, they still had a good chance this year."

Just then, he receives a System notification: "Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've obtained the Agreement System. Option one: agree against your better judgment and receive the title of 'bootlicker,' which lets you date the beautiful female host."

"Option two: fire back with a vicious verbal takedown and receive detailed career statistics for LeBron James and Michael Jordan. The female host's dislike of you increases by 100."

Wang Han: "Heh. Women will only slow me down when I'm tearing into people!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.