Wuxia: This Old Monk's Martial Arts Are Anything but Proper

"Your Tendon-Transforming Classic won't train unless you stage a fake accident!"

"Your Golden Bell Shield won't advance unless you show it a picture of springtime kung fu!"

"Your Tathagata Palm wants to fight a master!"

Duxin has become the Shaolin Temple's holy monk. He's already eighty, yet he has to do all these indecent things. It's enough to make him despair.

But if he wants to live a few more years, he's willing to swallow his pride.

As long as he meets the demands of these martial arts, his cultivation will keep improving.

So from the start, he stages a fake accident in front of the fairy Shi Feixuan.

"Ah! You hit me! Help!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.