Interstellar War: Earth, Run!

The universe's top civilizations: "Earth, don't you dare run!"

Earth: "We've been running for billions of years, but this time we promise we won't!"

The Living Tribunal: "Earth's New Era Imprinter has actually started a cosmic chat group!"

The Shandar civilization: "This is impossible! Earth's Jurassic Imprinter is carrying the whole planet as he runs!"

The Zero Initiation civilization: "This is too much! Earth's Triassic Imprinter absorbed a gamma-ray burst?"

The Singer civilization: "That Ordovician Imprinter wiped out my entire fleet with a single celestial body!"

The level-five civilizations, in a joint protest: "Elven Queen, please take back that humanoid Space-Eater. We're leaving the Solar System!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.