Three Kingdoms: I, Xu Shu, Just Want to Lie Flat!

A battle-weary wage earner unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of Xu Shu, a strategist from the Three Kingdoms era.

By chance, he predicts Cao Cao's army's crushing defeat at Bowangpo.

Cao Cao: With Xu Yuanzhi's help, how could I fail to pacify the realm? What a genius!

Liu Bei: If Xu Yuanzhi isn't eliminated, I'll never have a place to be buried!

Zhou Yu: Why was I born, if Xu Shu was born too?!

Zhuge Liang: If only I'd stayed in Longzhong. Why leave my retreat just to be humiliated by an old friend?

Xu Shu insists he's completely innocent: I just want to be part of the lie-flat crowd!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.