American Comics: A Lightsaber That Cost 9.9 and Came with Free Shipping from the Start

Zhao Ge transmigrates with a deluxe light saber gift pack that cost 9.9 yuan, shipping included.

In The Boys, he's a fearsome Hero Killer who commands the darkness and can do anything.

Honestly, I didn't mean to kill the Deep. He insisted I hit him once. Tell me, isn't that guy a pain?

In the Marvel Universe, he's Mr. Zhao, a peace-loving New York citizen who commands the light and fights for justice.

Look, I was just taking a walk in the park when some people had to go and rob me. I told them to kill themselves, but they refused. Was I wrong?

And that wasn't all. A black-suited egghead suddenly showed up. He had no sense of honor and threatened me right off the bat.

Man, he even knocked the burger I just bought out of my hands.

I wasn't the one who burned down Arkham Asylum. Evil Superman ran into my light saber all by himself...

"I just want to live a peaceful life."

"Got it?"

Captain Marvel: "I understand what you're saying, but is that why you knocked the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier out of the sky? And could you take your hand off me before you talk?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.