GTA: In Los Santos, I'm a Five-Star Citizen

Thanks for the invite! I'm in Los Santos and just left Tiger Shark.

You ask what it means to be a five-star citizen?

It means the police, the FBI, and the Security Bureau's special tactical squad line up to bring you some warmth, arriving in armored vehicles and attack helicopters.

You ask how to become a five-star citizen?

The easiest way is to break into a military base. That gets you four stars right away. Then just shoot things for a bit, and you'll reach five stars.

You ask what to do then?

Use a cheat trainer!

Gundam, Unit-01, Transformers, Titan transformations: there's bound to be one that suits you.

Too many people I know in this community, so I'm going anonymous!

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