Food Streamer: I, Tang Niu, Am Really Not the God of Cooking!

Tang Niu joins the reality show Who Is the True God of Cooking? He transmigrates to a parallel world and gets bound to a ridiculously unfair System.

From the start, he has to dice ingredients ten thousand times, slice them into strips ten thousand times, cut them into chunks ten thousand times, make egg fried rice ten thousand times, and cook tomato and egg stir-fry ten thousand times.

In the end, the System only rewards him with everyday items: a kitchen knife, pots and pans, bowls and utensils, seeds, chicks, and tiny fish.

Just as Tang Niu is lamenting the System's unfairness, a visiting food master snatches cured meat from Big Yellow, the village entrance's resident dog, leaving him stunned. "Why is he fighting Big Yellow for food?"

Food master Yuan Fang: "This is divine meat! But why does it have a faint whiff of pee?"

The livestream audience erupts: Why does that cured meat look so familiar?

Tang Niu: "What the heck? Didn't I make that? It accidentally fell in Big Yellow's pee, and even Big Yellow wouldn't eat it!"

What? The egg fried rice I whipped up is supreme divine cuisine?

What? The Dongpo pork I made on a whim is...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.